Five potential Tinder profiles for these famous Manchester United faces
Would you swipe left or right on these well-known footballers?
After rumours circulated that Manchester United were set to strike a deal with dating company Tinder as a sleeve sponsor, who could help but wonder what some of the team’s famous faces might write in a Tinder bio?
Well wonder no more, because below are five examples of potential bios for Jose Mourinho and four others – would you date these men?
1.
Are you looking for a long-legged boyfriend who offers support and gives you licence to go forward in life? Maybe I’m Nemanja looking for.
2.
A warning: we will likely struggle in the first year, get married in the second and break up in the third. If this does not suit, I’m afraid it’s a no way from this Jose.
3.
I’m creative, a nice guy, big on smiling, and would love to show you around Spain! People say I have a wand of a left foot, and maybe with a bit of magic on our first date, I can be the Juan for you.
Did I mention I’m friendly?
4.
I am currently residing in Sweden and looking for a new partner after being released this summer, but nothing serious – perhaps a one-year, two-year deal. Long walks are not preferable due to current knee-ligament damage, but I will be fit around January 2018, if you would like to make plans for Zlatan then.
Pros: Zlatan is footballing royalty and will make you feel like a queen. Cons: Aha, just another Zlatan joke – there are no cons.
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