To the Traffic Department of the States:
I am incredulous at your breathtaking incompetence in managing the traffic system on a tiny island four miles by six miles.
Recently, every major route has been blocked or completely jammed up with traffic due to the completely uncoordinated road closures currently in effect.
In view of your department’s complete inability to deal with this situation please could I earnestly suggest that you give one of the schools on the island the following project:
1. You should years ago have installed cameras at key points so you could monitor the traffic and how this fluctuates due to commuting and other traffic.
2. The above information can then be analysed and – mercifully for you – given to an AI-administered site in order that whenever you decide to close a road you first of all consult the site and the appropriate algorithm will advise you as to how this would affect alternative routes.
3. Following the above, you can then decide on a system of road closures based on the above information.
C Foss
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